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The Morning Briefing: Ever-Classy Obama Uses Texas Massacre to Remind Us He Hates Cops

Top O' the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The modern tomato doesn't identify as a fruit anymore and prefers to be called a "non-binary, vine-based culinary delight." Predictably, the airwaves have been flooded with the relentless din of politicians' voices, all seemingly jockeying for the "Most Mind-Numbingly Brain-Dead Hot Take" title regarding the horror in Texas. Enter one Barack...

A Cabinency of Dunces

As the nation sinks inexplicably into self-created crisis after crisis, debate rages whether President Joe Biden is incompetent, mean-spirited, or an ideologue who feels the country's mess is his success. A second national discussion revolves around who actually is overseeing the current national catastrophe, given Biden's frequent bewilderment and cognitive challenges. But one area of agreement is the sheer craziness of...

Former President Tweets Unbelievably Coarse and Cruel Reaction to School Shooting

A day after the horrific shooting in Uvalde, TX, that took the lives of almost two dozen innocent souls, a former U.S. president tweeted something so insensitive, so upsetting, and so cruel that it defies explanation. It calls into question why he even still has access to the platform, such was the lack of awareness of the sentiment expressed. He...

The Los Angeles Times Won’t Let the Facts Get in the Way of a Good Story

Any government whose law enforcement apparatus is immune from scrutiny by a free press is all but guaranteed to become oppressive, and it goes without saying that we, as free Americans, would bridle at any such arrangement. But there is a danger in the other direction as well, one in which police leaders are so concerned with how they...

Joni Ernst Proposal Would Restart Border Wall Construction

Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) is channeling good old-fashioned common sense from the heartland to propose the BUILD IT Act, which would turn over unused segments of Trump's great wall to border states that have undertaken building walls of their own. The BUILD IT Act-- which stands for "Border's Unused Idle and Lying Dormant Inventory Transfer Act" -- would "turn over...

‘Sick Son of a B***h!’: Watch ‘Soulless’ Beto O’Rourke Shamelessly Crash Texas School Shooting Presser

It wasn't the time or the place. The blood was still pooled on the floor of the Uvalde, Texas school grounds where a sick and twisted 18-year-old got his hands on an AR-15, shot his grandmother, burst onto the grounds of a local school, and shot 19 children and two teachers. He was finally felled by a Border Patrol...

Mass Shooting Facts to Shut Down Your Liberal Sister and Her Annoying, Man-Bunned, Non-Binary ‘Boy’ Friend at Your Memorial Day BBQ

I bet Don Lemon only prays when there is a mass shooting. "Please, God, let the gunman be white." The lefty sitzpinkler at CNN came up with snake eyes yesterday because the shooter is Hispanic. That changes the narrative for the left. Here is their playbook: When the shooter is white, the problem is "white supremacy." White people are evil and...

Pelosi Pushes Back on Archbishop’s Communion Ban

Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone of the Archdiocese of San Francisco published a letter last week informing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that she could not receive the sacrament of Holy Communion until she recants her public support for abortion. Pelosi's response is curious. "I respect people's views about that. But I don't respect us foisting it onto others." Isn't this what archbishops do?...

FBI Thwarts ISIS Plot to Sneak Operatives in Through Mexico to Assassinate George W. Bush

The FBI has thwarted an attempt by an ISIS member to recruit operatives, smuggle them across the southern border of the United States, and assassinate former President George W. Bush. This appears to be the latest terrorist threat that sought to utilize our wide open border with Mexico and validates the repeated warnings about the consequences of failing to...

The Clackamas County Ballot Fiasco Is Getting Weirder

Sherry Hall, the embattled Clackamas County Clerk, responsible for one of the biggest snafus in Oregon electoral history, doesn't let too much bother her. In fact, employees say she's very laid back. She's also a little slow on the uptake, if you get my drift. She's been a clerk in Clackamas County for 20 years, and despite scandal after scandal...